Paris Apartment, an album by Jem and Kent

Saturday, 28 July 2018

Flower, song lyrics


Lyrics from a song for Jacqueline, who left us too soon.

Flower

Like a flower
She bloomed in the springtime.
She never made it
Through the summer.
Spared the chill of autumn,
The changing colours of her life,
But how am I going to make it
Through the winter?

The memory of a flower
Is not a real flower
A picture of a flower
Just reminds me
That the flower is gone.




Parkstreet





The Book Of St. Kilda


For us St. Kilda was like like one of those children's pop up picture books. You know the ones, you turn a page and the enchanted paper forest lifts up, then folds neatly away as you turn the page to reveal the next scene. Our pop up book was called St.Kilda, Architecture, 1850 to 1970, and we were the children.

Jack was a local, the genuine St. Kilda article, a Princess of Princes St. She'd owned the book since she was five and was happy to share hers with me.  

We'd walk the streets late at night holding hands. She'd show me all her old favourites, mansions hidden by orange brick apartment blocks, worker's cottages with histories from dock worker to artist to pot dealer's shop front. We'd open dusty old pages she'd nearly forgotten and sometimes discover new treasures for the revised edition we were writing together. 

It was like those buildings didn't exist unless we were looking at them. 

We'd exchange extravagant gifts of real estate. I'd offer her a grand Victorian mansion, she'd present me with an Art Deco apartment. We'd make foolish plans, balls in the ballrooms, breakfasts in the ingles, cocktail parties in Port Phillip Bay windows. We were the most benevolent of landlords, allowing all to live on our vast estate free of charge from us.

We'd walk the streets late at night, holding hands, the poorest of property tycoons, the silliest of children, then up the stairs to the rented apartment that was really ours, a cup of tea and a cigarette on large cushions on the floor, close the book, a kiss, and so to bed.


For Jacqueline.




Parkstreet





Sunday, 15 July 2018

She Knows


Sun rises here
Before there.
When she wakes
She knows
He’s already
Thought of her.





Parkstreet

Sunday, 8 July 2018

He’s Drunk


He's drunk.
He's as drunk as a working class bear on the first pay day of Spring.
Drunker than a sailor who just found out that hooker was a man. 
Drunkest of all the drunk, the mayor of drunk town, the heavy weight champion of the world of drunk.

He is drunk.
He is sitting beside me,
On this tram,
And he wants to chat.





Parkstreet

Today’s News


A page from a newspaper, its neat middle crease still intact, is being blown by a winter wind down the tram tracks on Fitzroy Street. When it lands it creates a different wind resistance each time, sometimes wide open and immediately blown on again, other times folded, static until the wind changes direction slightly, catches a corner, sends it on its way.

I wonder if the paper feels it is standing its ground, cursing its inability to adapt to the changing wind and hold on, or if it feels it is flying towards a wondrous future, cursing its inability to adapt to the changing wind and fly faster?

And that's today's news.



Parkstreet

Please Please Please Please (song lyrics)


Part of the art of songwriting is the ability to place oneself in another's reality. For this song I had to imagine myself in the mind of a sad, middle aged man with a sex life so disastrous that he has resorted to asking nicely for it. Of course this was a long stretch for me. I'm told that when I perform this song I appear tragic and desperate but that's only because I'm a brilliant, brilliant actor. 

The song is performed with a jaunty ska feel so it isn't as sad as it looks in print.


Please Please Please Please.

Please, please please please sleep with me.
Won't you please, darling sleep with me?

I'll buy you a drink and I'll score you a smoke,
You'll be in the mood once you've had a toke, 
If you need some coke well I know this bloke,
Yeah whatever it takes to give your engine a stoke.

Won't you please, please please please sleep with me?
Please, baby sleep with me.

Believe that I'm cute or do it out of pity,
Will it help if I tell you that you're pretty?
I'll use all my best lines, my charm and my witty,
'Cos I'm so alone in this hot cold city.

So please, please please please sleep with me.
Won't you please, darling sleep with me?

I don't expect no Karma Sutra atheletics,
No pornographic calisthenics.
No silly rock star twelve hour tantrics,
Just a sweet tune, old fiddle, old dog, old tricks.

Please, please please please sleep with me.
Please, won't you sleep with me?

You're here alone.
I'm here alone.
Come on baby baby throw this old dog a bone.
Please.

I've got my own hair.
I've got my own teeth.
Will it help if I say I'll wear a sheath?
Please.

Please won't you let me take you to bed?
Or you can take me 'cos I'm easily lead.
Together we can ride in the two person sled.
You bring the tail, I'll bring the head.

So please, please please please sleep with me.
Won't you please, darling sleep with me?

Parkstreet.