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Monday, 27 January 2025

Panda Pissing Contest


During mating season male pandas take part in an elaborate pissing contest. 


They rest their vast weight on their front paws, assume a handstand position, their back legs walk up a tree until their bodies are as vertical as possible. The panda who can raise his cock to the highest level, urinate the highest high water mark on a tree, is considered the strongest and most skilful, therefore the most likely to be noticed by a female panda and to be permitted to mate with her.


Aw, so cute, just like people.





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